I never go to the beach. I’m just not into blue skies, sparkling water and endless sunshine. My friends and family members think I’m an alien because of it, too. All I can say is I like being indoors, all of the time. I get a headache when I’m in bright weather, especially when it’s hot out.
I recently spoke to a friend who complained about her recent trip to a famous beach on an exotic faraway tropical island. She said that she heard that the sand on the beach felt smooth and soft like velvet. She said that that the claim couldn’t be further from the truth. She wanted to sunbathe but couldn’t because it felt like she was relaxing on uncomfortable silica sand. Since I don’t know what the most luxurious beaches on earth feel like, I couldn’t really get a grasp on what she was saying. All I could do was say “That’s a shame.”